Pooches Who Know Their Own Minds

There are several cemetery denizens of the human variety that dispute my contention that HIM (His Imperial Majesty, a.k.a. my dog Nekoe) is the most stubborn creature in the world.

Actually, many of us are often reduced to the level of fish wives as we scream invectives at our canine companions blissfully engaged in some behavior that is quite reasonable from a four-legged perspective. At least in the case of HIM, I can pick him up to make my point.

Here, Willie is engaged in scenting herself with some delicious odor that she really believes should grace the counters at Nordstrom’s.

As her "owner" looks on in horror, Willie gets the scent right where she wants it.

Look at the grin below as she rolls. What could be better?

"Ah, that was a lot of work, but now I can go home and spread the scent all over my house," she thinks contently.
By the way, size does matter. Willie's owner would be hard pressed to pick her up, since she is as big as a small Bernese mountain.

Stubbornness is often inversely proportional to size. The infamous BT, pictured above, in his "owner's" opinion gives HIM a run for his money. To begin with, BT is the most famous blind escape artist on Capitol Hill, having escaped from his yard and sightlessly navitaged the surrounding major thoroughfares. I am convinced he has build in radar.

His Imperial Majesty

Most cemetery members think of themselves as dog "owners." If asked, I firmly believe that their furry companions might offer another opinion. This is especially true for those of us who live with canines who are of the Alpha variety.

I have always envied those “owners” whose dogs came when called, chased the ball or walked at their heels. My dog, Nekoe, a.k.a “His Imperial Majest” (HIM), pictured above, seems incapable of any of those wonderful traits.

While he looks like a stuffed animal, Nekoe’s personality resembles that of the bully who stole your lunch money in grade school. Don’t let the perfectly inflected play bow above fool you. This dog, the scion of Satan himself, is the most stubborn creature that walks the earth, either on two legs or four.

Here is the HIM unusually at rest on his favorite cemetery illegal perch defying all human attempts to remove him.Last Saturday, after several vain attempts to call my dog off the top of a tomb, I simply gave up, walking up to the cemetery gate out of sight. (Mind you, before leaving, I told him in a voice that resembled a fish wife to write when he found work.)

The two volunteers on gate check thought this was the funniest thing they had ever seen. They kept giving updates on HIM’s position.

After 15 fruitless minutes, I walked out the cemetery gate to my car in frustration. I tried repeatedly opening the doors with the remote key, which gives off a district beep.

No reaction from HIM. Not even and ear flick. I got in and started the vehicle. HIM, doing a perfect imitation of a gargoyle, remained unconcerned.

At my wits end, I seriously considered driving off and leaving HIM to his own devices. Instead, I got out of the car, sat down out of view on the sidewalk by the fence, and waited…and waited.

Twenty minutes later, HIM, realizing his human had gone missing, ran to the gate. After all, humans, only so trainable, are hard to replace.

Jazz Visits Puppy Wonderland

Greetings are a big deal in canine society. In the cemetery, dogs and humans tend to walk in packs. When they encounter one another, there is much circling and butt sniffing. Some dogs even drop into a stalk position so they “can’t be seen.”

Here is one such story about a dog named Jazz.

"Here I am. Walking all alone. Just a small white dog adrift in the world. Where are all my friends? What is the good of a puppy country club if all the doggies stayed home?"

"Does this big white bully want to eat me? He should learn some manners and not stare!"
"Look here's my girlfriend Moses! You go girl! Jump on that rude dog's head!


I guess this might qualify as extreme dating in the doggie world.

We have Porties too!

With all the hullabaloo about the new Presidential Pup, one should not forget that our homegrown valiant Porty contigent.
Be it naughty Puddle or bouncy Matteo, Cemetery dogs bow to no human in their pursuit of each other.
"Give me that stick!," growls one.

"Let me show you. This is how you play with a stick."

Bounce!Bounce! “Catch me Presidential Puppy, if you can!”

Show Me More Teeth

Is this a scream of rage? Knowing Emmy, I don't think so.

Sometimes, humans end up on the bottom of the dog pile. Here, Victor (HUMAN) is letting Blue (DOG) know that he is in charge.
Good luck with that, Victor!

Doggie Jousting

Life in the cemetery is really one long dog romp. While we humans socialize, our four-legged friends trot along side engaging in canine jousting. Never witnessed it? It is an Olympian sport with several different events: wrestling, chase and biting.

Here Otter, the hound on the right, starts the game with the classic play bow. Her opponent, Emma the husky, bares her choppers in reply.

The game is on! Otter dives in for the first move, a quick bite.


Check out Emma's flexibility. She clearly has been working on her doggie yoga. Now everyone else piles on.

Nekoe watches while Wallace goes in for the faux kill.

All friends again.