Spiked!

"My name is Spike." "I am at my favorite paradise, Congressional Cemetery. Here I am working it."

"Hey! You! Why are you pointing that funny looking box at me?"

"My mother works hard to keep me fluffy, since my coat attracts dirt like a Swiffer."

Size is Does Not Matter in the Dog World

Whenever a pack of Corgis prowls the Cemetery, it quickly becomes clear that size is overrated. Working in tandem they quickly herd anything in their path, dog or human.
Here, your valiant photographer is stalked by an excellent specimen of the Corgi species.

Corgis possess a stare that is both intimidating and ferocious.

Now, the photographer is treated to a loud Corgi greeting.

Luckily, there was only one Corgi. Usually, they run in twos or larger packs.